Gas leaks

All cracks should co-operate fully with the removal of noisy people by any available means,

from Mazzy

The cracks are becoming overpopulated. Send for the environmental officer - Connie

practitioner, general and gp jokes


What has two arms and two legs and smokes like a chimney?

An ibSer waiting to see who will be president - Tweedle Dumb or Tweedle Dumber.

Who has a big nose and smells like Vesuvious erupted?

An ibSer who held it in too long.

[Intestinal bullsh#@?

Interesting bowel stuff?

Irritated bubbling stomach?] from nanyshaw (Yahoo chat nickname)

Inner blah sayonara

Invasive Blarney stone

Interesting Butt Stuff